ask-theharbingerofdoom:
So
You’re savagely beating wife at home when phone rings
You answer drunkenly, and the voice of Nikita Khrushchev asks, “What are you doing with wife?”
You interrogate wife and she says that Khrushchev is dead
Then KGB break in and arrest for illegal possession of phone
Such is life in Moscow.
I warned you about Russia bro, I told you dog.
